Being in an emergency situation is incredibly stressful and confusing. It's like having sex with a girl who's way too hot to be banging you, except without as much screaming and crying. Luckily, flowcharts were invented to help you collect...
Remember when Coolio was just that wacky-haired rapper who had a chair-straddling contest with Michelle Pfeiffer? Well, now he's that wacky-haired rapper who had a chair-straddling contest with Michelle Pfeiffer who also smokes crack. According to TMZ: ...The rapper was going through a security screening to get to his...
Sometimes a news story falls through the cracks. Apparently back in 2001, Max Wright, the loving father of Gordon Shumway, aka ALF, aka Alien Life Form, was photographed by the National Enquirer smoking crack and having gay sex with homeless dudes. This happened in 2001 and yet neither I nor...
Recently there was a video going around showing Amy Winehouse doing what looked to be crack, which got everyone all concerned about her well being. But to me, the video confirmed that she's probably doing okay, because if you still own a video camera and haven't sold it at...
There are a lot of awesome things going on in the first sentence of this news story:
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A 22-year-old man is accused of balling up pieces of bread and trying to sell them as crack cocaine to senior citizens in a Florida nursing home.
"He was trying to...
Hallo Govna! Sweep your chimney I will I will! Jesus, what an accent. Apparently she grew up in Oliver Twist's orphanage. I have to fight the urge to serve her gruel and beat her with a ruler.
Amy Winehouse took home 5 Grammy awards on Sunday, winning...
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