Japan is awesome for so many reasons. They have the Japanese Louis Armstrong, someone there made an artificial hymen, their robots can do one-armed pushups and they let monkeys serve beer. But it looks like the monkey's jobs may be in jeopardy because now the Japanese have taken the perfect...
While on a trip to Japan, a friend of mine decided to visit their version of McDonald's (because the first thing you want to do when you visit any new country, is see what their fast food joints look like.) So, while he was in there, he saw this sign...
When my brother was 27, he was living at home and had a job as a dishwasher at a restaurant. My dad set him up on a blind date, so my brother went. When my brother came home we asked him how the date went and he was like "She's...
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I know we're at war and we're one month away from an election, but I just have one unpatriotic question: Why does the USA suck so much? Sure, we have free speech and a shitload of Burger Kings, but where are our...
There are a lot of times when I just want to get something to eat, but before I order a hamburger I often ask myself, "Am I a prostitute?" Well, thankfully this Chinese restaurant has provided a helpful security staff to answer my question. Why can't my local Applebee's take...
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At first I was all like "Whoa, huh? What happened?" and then, after seeing it 50 times and hearing some guy say "Lok me la sumjuna dwite!" 30 times I was all like "Ooooh, a dunk." Way to go, Japanese guy!
If you think people in Japan are spending all their time screwing each other, well, you're wrong. According to fleshbot.com:
One-quarter of married couples in Japan have had no sex in the past year, a survey showed.
Sex is particularly elusive as people grow older, with the study finding that 37.3 percent...
When you go to a website called WeirdAsianNews.com, you're just asking for it. So, from WeirdAsianNews.com:
Serena Kozakura, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.
The bikini model was...
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