Cupid's been making love matches for hundred of years, so we figured that by now, he's probably not that into his job. Luckily, we found a couple pages from his diary to confirm this.
Valentine's Day can be a tough holiday for all those lonely, single, unlovable people out there. So, instead of feeling bad about the fact that no one finds them attractive, we thought that single people should celebrate their inability to be in a healthy relationship with a member of the...
Because sometimes you just don't know what to get your lover for Valentines Day.8. Condylomata Acuminata NICKNAME: Genital WartsWHAT IS IT: Most commonly transmitted through the human papillomavirus (HPV), it is spread through direct skin-to-skin contact during oral, genital or anal sex.SYMPTOMS: If you see a cluster of wart-esque type bumps...
Sometimes I wish I was incredibly stupid and good looking, because life is so much simpler for those people. You see something shiny and you get happy and excited. Then someone touches your penis and it feels good and you call it a day.
Usmagazine.com reports:
Heidi Montag spent Valentine's with beau...
Because sometimes you just don't know what to get your lover for Valentines Day.
7. Gonorrhea
NICKNAME: The Clap
WHAT IS IT: A bacteria that infects the man's urethra and the woman's cervix. It also likes to party in the rectum.
SYMPTOMS: As quickly as 2 days after you get it, women...
OK, so you totally forgot it was Valentine's Day tomorrow and you haven't gotten him or her anything (except herpes, which he or she will "receive" in a year.) Instead of freaking out, running over to the Hallmark store and buying a crappy card and a stupid bear, go to...
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