The Saddest Pit Bull Birthday Party Ever

November 4th, 2008 | 07:05 am
The Saddest Pit Bull Birthday Party Ever

I haven't been to many pit bull birthday parties in my life, but I can pretty safely say that this would clasify as a sad one. First, none of his pit bull friends showed up. Second, the only other animal...

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