Current Event Haiku

February 23rd, 2010 | 04:07 pm
Current Event Haiku

There's a lot going on in the world right now, and it's really stressing us out.  One of the ways we like to relax is by creating soothing haiku to settle our minds.  That's why we've created these current events...

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