What is Kim Kardashian hiding in her pants? Because I'm pretty sure it's not an ass. No ass is that large (unless it's on a 400-pound Jerry Springer contestant.) I'm guessing she's hiding something like a car or a turbine...
Jesus. Is everything on Kim Kardashian enormous? We all know she has an ass the size of Uranus, but who knew she had a rack the size of her ass? I did not. OK, well, I did, but that's only because I watched a video of her having sex.
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So, a cyclone hits Burma/Myanmar and kills upwards of 100,000 people and Kim Kardashian is like, "you know what would be really cool? To do a lighthearted PSA about it where I deliver scripted jokes about it then segue into me reciting scripted facts about it with my sisters."...
Finally, some science I can get behind. According to Reuters.com:
CHICAGO (Reuters) - A type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday.
Kahn said he started the study to find out why fat located in different parts of...
I guess the first thing you do after Paris Hilton calls you a fatass is you go on a totally fun shopping spree...and you touch your boobs. At least that's what Kim Kardashian appears to be doing. I wonder if she had to go for the boobs because she can't...
I guess when you're really famous for doing nothing, you get sorta pissed off when someone else gets more famous for doing even less. In Touch reports:
Paris Hilton has apologized to Kim Kardashian after insulting her former best friend's most famous asset. "I would not want [Kim's butt] -...
I'm not a very religious person, but I truly believe that each one of us has a gift. For example, Stephen Hawking was given the gift of intelligence. Michael Jordan was given the gift of athletic ability. And Kim Kardashian was given the gift of a hilariously huge ass. We shouldn't...
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