Holy shit. I can't believe I got into this strip club. This fake ID totally worked! It doesn't make any sense: it didn't work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster's. It...
When I was 9 years old I played quarterback for my little league football team. The center was a dirty fat kid named Jeremy and Jeremy always smelled like A. As the quarterback, I had to put the top of my hand directly on his A to receive the snap,...
Hot chicks are like wild dogs: they travel in packs and sometimes they vomit after they eat. There's one thing that we can all agree on, though: there's nothing better than the sexy group of party girls.
We'd like to celebrate our independence with a gallery of one of the many things that makes this such a great nation: chicks gettin' it on. You're welcome. Happy 4th of July!
Men like staring at boobs and butts. That's just a scientific fact. Everyone has stolen a tantalizing glance at a nice rack or an amazing posterior at least once in their life. Fortunately for the rest of us, some of these epic boob/ass stares have been documented via photograph and...
A little over a month ago I posted what is now acknowledged as the greatest scene of all time from a movie called "Hard Ticket To Hawaii." And now seems like a good time to dust off another gem from that fine, fine film. I didn't watch the Oscars...
Write a caption for this skiier who forgot his pants and you can win a copy of Activision's Quantum of Solace for either the Xbox360 or PS3. It's the game that lets you feel just like James Bond (without all the heroism and sex.) As usual, leave your captions in...
Honestly, who hasn't had this happen to them? According to TheSun:A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.He happened to be nude at the...
I hope whoever is in charge of chiseling Rudy Ray Moore's epitaph is putting this entire segment on there. There would be no better way to be remembered.
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