Holy shit. I can't believe I got into this strip club. This fake ID totally worked! It doesn't make any sense: it didn't work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster's. It...
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I don't think I ever expected to hear a baseball player say these words in a post-game press conference:
“When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys — there’s no better feeling...
What is Kim Kardashian hiding in her pants? Because I'm pretty sure it's not an ass. No ass is that large (unless it's on a 400-pound Jerry Springer contestant.) I'm guessing she's hiding something like a car or a turbine engine or a gas grill or Wyoming back there. I'm...
Finally, some science I can get behind. According to Reuters.com:
CHICAGO (Reuters) - A type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday.
Kahn said he started the study to find out why fat located in different parts of...
Age: 27 (about the same age as Gisele)
Where you've seen her ass: It's usually seen hanging out with Tom Brady's ass (which, hopefully, will never be featured on HolyTaco.)
Tantalizing tidbit: Worth an estimated $150 million, Gisele's ass is one of the richest asses in the world. When asked about its...
This photo of New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick staring at an ass at an NIT basketball game leaves me with a few questions. They are, in order of importance: 1. Why is Bill staring at that dumpy ass? 2. Is Bill trying to figure out if that's...
I'm not a very religious person, but I truly believe that each one of us has a gift. For example, Stephen Hawking was given the gift of intelligence. Michael Jordan was given the gift of athletic ability. And Kim Kardashian was given the gift of a hilariously huge ass. We shouldn't...
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