This might be the weirdest post we've ever put up. But sometimes when we're feeling stressed out, we find it therapeutic to take pictures of celebrities on bicycles, and remove the bicycles. So, today, we decided to give you a...
The Oscars are this Sunday, which means that the world's biggest celebrities are furiously scribbling out speeches they might have to read in front of the entire universe just in case they win. So we thought we'd take a look at what an Oscar speech looks like. Here's Brad Pitt's.
Brad and Angelina have been busy building homes, and adopting children. People often wonder how that has affected Brad's sex life. Fortunately for us, we found a page from his penis's diary. His penis seems, well, unhappy.
Lego people are pretty awesome. They're basically the only toy people that a)allow you to just remove their hair and b) always have their hands cupped in the jerking off position. The latter provided me with literally hundreds of hours of entertainment when I was little as I'd take...
I love when people are like "Oh my God, you HAVE to see this picture of my baby," and then they show me the picture and it's just their baby, lying there. This is not okay. If a friend came up to you and was like "Oh my God, you...
When I was in sixth grade, there was a rumor floating around that once when my Dad dropped me off at school, he parked and walked into the kindergarten bathrooms and used one of their tiny tiny toilets to take a shit, and subsequently plugged it up, then walked into...
I remember once when I was 6, it was Sunday morning and my mom said to my dad, "I think the county fair is going on, you should take Justin out to see the horses." Apparently though, my dad's interpretation of that was "I think there's satellite wagering going on...
Time released it's list of the world's 100 most influential people, and the highest ranking couple on the list, coming in at #21, was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Here's what George Clooney says about them:
"they have tended to the poor and sick in Africa" and how they shelled out...
If I had 10 million dollars, there’s a lot of things I would buy; a monkey, a house, a house for the monkey, a mint chocolate chip ice cream factory. But I definitely wouldn’t spend any of my ten million on f-ing baby pictures. Nypost.com reports:
The celebrity baby...
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