I used to have these neighbors in college who, every time any girls stopped by my apartment, my neighbor would suddenly appear with his guitar. He'd just come in and be like "oh, hey, I'm just getting back from class, what's going on?" and then enter my apartment. ...
I think every time John Mayer bangs a really hot chick, by law Dave Matthews should at least get an HJ from her as well since he created the "effeminate music guy who bangs tons of chicks because his vague lyrics make women think he's talking just to them," persona. ...
In a huge upset, at least according to the predictions of me and the janitor who works here, 61% of you would rather do Brad Pitt's ex, even though Brad Pitt's current looks like the kind of girl you have to worry may rock your world so hard that your...
This is why Brad Pitt is Brad Pitt and I'm me. He bangs two incredibly hot chicks and instead of hating him, they hate each other and still want to bang him. people.com reports:
Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie are among the A-list hosts of this year's Night Before...
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