Inner Monologue of the Cop Who Pulled You Over

November 9th, 2009 | 04:06 pm
Inner Monologue of the Cop Who Pulled You Over

Alright, let's see: this guy's driving a 2004 Honda Civic that's completely beat to shit.  There's no way this idiot can afford a traffic ticket.  Well, I might as well utilize my position of authority to ruin his entire month. ...

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