Marion Cotillard, the girl who won the Oscar for her portrayal of that person you've never heard of in that movie you didn't see, apparently did a nude scene in a 2001 movie you also didn't see. To stop all...
Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the 1st Holy Tacoscars. We don't have a host, but if we did, it'd be these guys:
Now, on to the awards:
BEST PICTURE....TO LOOK AT WHEN I WANT TO HOLD OFF AN ORGASM:
Elton John, Harrison Ford, Calista Flockhart
I'm not sure if this is a...