Welcome to HolyTaco's 2009 Douchebag Tournament. It's the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009. We took...
Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the 1st Holy Tacoscars. We don't have a host, but if we did, it'd be these guys:
Now, on to the awards:
BEST PICTURE....TO LOOK AT WHEN I WANT TO HOLD OFF AN ORGASM:
Elton John, Harrison Ford, Calista Flockhart
I'm not sure if this is a...