Linda Hogan Proves Formidable Match For Hulkster

July 27th, 2008 | 08:56 pm
Linda Hogan Proves Formidable Match For Hulkster

When I was little, right after we watched WWF, my brothers and I would clear out the living room and attach a string to a can of pepsi and hang it from the overhead fan. Then I'd grab it,...

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Hulk Hogan's Son Put In Headlock By Judge

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Hulk Hogan Carefully Watches Brooke Hogan

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The above is a picture of Brooke Hogan, her boyfriend, and her dad Hulk Hogan, at a pool on vacation.   Look at the Hulkster in this picture, he looks like a hippopotamus wading through a river in Africa, silently watching a group of tourists on safari. What the hell must it...

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Brooke Hogan's Boobs Go Straight Up

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