Sometimes when you have to fart, you know you can't, because if you do, you'll shit your pants. So you hold it in. The reason that you know to hold it in, is because at some point when...
I've been really drunk before. Once I was so drunk that I got into a fight with, and knocked out by, a statue of the guy who founded the college I went to. But even as drunk as I was then, I still didn't look as f*&king WASTED as Jamie...
I remember in sex-ed in high school they had some social worker come to our class to talk about teenage pregnancy and he was like super intense and all he kept saying was "babies...having babies," and then he'd really solemnly shake his head. I don't think that guy ever...
If you're scoring at home on your white trash checklist for Jamie Lynn Spears, go ahead and cross off "getting engaged at 16." Usmagazine.com reports:
Jamie Lynn Spears and boyfriend Casey Aldridge out and about in Kentwood, Louisiana on February 10, 2008.
INFphoto.comPregnant 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears and boyfriend Casey Aldridge...
I'm not saying anything. I just want everyone to know, a lot of problems could have been prevented if she just took note of the lessons she was learning on these kids shows she was in. Thanks to Kontraband.com for finding this video.
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