Hi. It's me, your pet parakeet. It's come to my attention that you've been trying to find out why I won't eat your diarrhea: I'm a parakeeet, so I'm not normally one to be bold. But, seeing that this scenario will...
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Crows are f*cking smart. They're resourceful and clever, and they possess ingenuity and problem-solving skills that surpass any other winged creature out there. Crows are "the guy from beautiful mind" of the bird world, except that girl crows aren't quite as hot as Jennifer Connelly. Fortunately, this means they're a...
You can learn a lot about a girl by what kind of pet she has. Whether it's a dog, a parrot, or a goldfish, her pet sends a particular message, but what she thinks it says and what it actually says can be vastly different. Here's what her pet really...
Remember that time last week when those birds flew into that plane's engine over New York and everyone almost died? Perhaps someone should let General Electric know about that, so they could pull their commercial that turns birds (which can take down any plane not flown by someone named Chesley...
I'm not one to judge, so I'm going to let EroticFalconry.com speak for itself:
What’s abnormal about wanting to see your wife take a three-inch beak instead of a 10-inch African American phallus or a silicon, injection-molded forearm? How can a human vagina or anus even compare to hollow bones or...
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