We here at Holy Taco had older brothers, so we basically grew up watching horror movies (and getting the ass beat out of us) on a regular basis. But, after re-watching some of those classic horror movies when we got a little older, we saw them in a very different...

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Back to the Future: Part 1 is one of my all-time favorite movies of all time.  Sure, it's ripe with paradox and fallacies of logic, but somehow these elements seem to make the movie even better, and that's exactly why it's such a good film.  Like a butterface girl who...

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 There are tons of these old blaxploitation trailers from the 70's online, and it's always kinda weird watching them.  It makes me wonder if, 30 years from now when there are robots all over the place, we're going to look back on movies like Terminator and I Robot and be...

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G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra comes out in theaters today, and there's a good chance that this movie is going to be more disappointing than a fat redheaded chick holding a positive preggo test.  One of the great things about G.I. Joe is that all of the characters in...

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When you're out on a date, it's hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex.  With that in mind, we've created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to have sex at the end of your...

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You've probably heard by now that Ridley Scott has an Alien prequel in the works.  With that in mind (and since our computers are broken) we thought we'd take a shot at predicting what the Alien prequel might be like: Weekend at Alien's   Alien and the Hendersons   Twin Aliens   The Alienator   Alien in the City  

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Christian movies and Horror movies seem like they're on opposite ends of the film spectrum, but we'd like to think that, with a little forward-thinking, we could make a pretty awesome Christian horror movie that could appeal to the blood-thirsty audience and appease the God-fearing masses at the same time: Step...

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On Saturday, AMC is having an Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie Marathon, which we are incredibly excited about, because that means that an endless stream of awesomely ridiculous Schwarzenegger kill lines is on the way.  All action movies have these, but Schwarzenegger's are easily the stupidest and the most pun-saturated.  We decided...

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