Stupid Argument Friday: What's Scarier, Killer Clowns or Killer Tomatoes?

November 13th, 2009 | 03:58 pm
Stupid Argument Friday: What's Scarier, Killer Clowns or Killer Tomatoes?

 If there's one thing we like more than eating other people's lunches, it's arguing about really stupid things, like what's scarier: Killer Clowns, or Killer Tomatoes? Stupid Argument that Killer Clowns are Scarier:  Nobody on earth is comfortable with the idea of...

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