Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would You Rather Fight: Babies or Old People?

November 20th, 2009 | 02:30 pm
Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would You Rather Fight: Babies or Old People?

 If there's one thing we like to do more than spending way to much time looking for hot girl pics on the internet, it's argue about really stupid things.  This week, we're arguing about who we'd rather fight: 25 5-year...

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