Hey, Look at These Midgets!

October 13th, 2009 | 12:05 pm
Hey, Look at These Midgets!

 We don't expect you to watch this entire 5 1/2 min. video of deformed Indian guys singing and dancing.  Just remember: if you're deformed, one way to keep people from being horrified when they look at you is to distract...

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