We don't expect you to watch this entire 5 1/2 min. video of deformed Indian guys singing and dancing.  Just remember: if you're deformed, one way to keep people from being horrified when they look at you is to distract them with sweet dance moves, and then they'll completely forget...

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 I was woken up at six a.m. this morning to the sound of a man falling down the stairs of my Brooklyn brownstone. Then, after the fall, I was kept awake by the sounds of his moaning. (A lot of high-pitched "oooooohhhh"ing and "ahhhhhhhh"ing between audibly deep sighs). After a...

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I haven't been to many pit bull birthday parties in my life, but I can pretty safely say that this would clasify as a sad one. First, none of his pit bull friends showed up. Second, the only other animal that is there is a chicken, who is doing a...

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They say that guys who know how to dance are better at getting girls. Watch these videos and learn a thing or two, so next time you're out at the bar, you can make sure you will never, ever, ever get a girl. 8. Do The Douche Cut off jean shorts? Check....

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