If he's willing to call Heidi Montag "talented" in order to get elected, here's a few other quotes you're going to be hearing from him in the future:
"The Olive Garden is delicious. It feels just like I'm eating at...
If you're the type of person who gets arrested from time to time, you may want to consider your choice of garment before leaving the house. You may want to keep the "I'm Probably Lying" shirt in the drawer until you plan on lounging on the couch all day. Here...
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