Y'know how sometimes you have an awesome, attractive girlfriend who genuinely likes you, is an excellent cook, laughs at all your racist jokes, and loves all of the same things that you do? And you know how whenever you find...
We got to go to a screening of Paranormal Activity recently, and it's scary as hell (if it's not playing in your area, you can go here and click the "Demand It" button to encourage distribution to your town). The movie got us thinking about how hard it would be...
Girlfriends are a lot like that bomb that Dennis Hopper rigged up in Speed: the good ones will never let you move too fast, and you should be very cautious about taking them on vacation with you (see Speed 2: Cruise Control). That's why we've created this handy-dandy flowchart to...
Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they're fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off. I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners. Anyway, here's a flowchart to help you determine if your girlfriend is cheating on you:
You spend 40 hours every week at work. It's only natural that you're going to want to bone at some point in that time, and if you're lucky enough to find a girl at work who also wants to bone, then you've got to do everything you can to keep...
Breaking up with your girlfriend can be a difficult and painful experience. There are a lot of factors to take into consideration. With that in mind, we decided to create this helpful flowchart so that you can determine the best way to break up with your girlfriend:
Letters are a good way to communicate with people that you, for one reason or another, can't have a face-to-face interaction with. This can be particularly effective when you're dealing with someone who is incredibly annoying. Here are some letters that we'd like to send to some particularly frustrating people:
It's eight o'clock tonight, and you've got a computer, a television set, a cell phone, and a paused game of Skate 2, all grappling for your attention. The last thing you feel like paying attention to is your girlfriend, and whatever trivial matter she's decided to complain about. There's a...
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