In their new safe sex ad campaign, MTV Brazil wants you to know that the person you're about to have sex with has probably had sex with someone who has had sex with Madonna. And that means the person you're...
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When I was 9 I had a Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire bash brothers poster on my wall. Behind it is where I hid my copy of "Club Magazine" which was basically the Toyota Corolla of porno mags: No frills, but does the job. But I could have chosen...
I'm guessing sex with Alex Rodriguez probably goes a little like this: He starts out with some strong foreplay, maybe some nipple pinching, and the girl gets really excited. Then when he starts humping, the girl is like "you know, I am definitely going to have an orgasm, this...
If I had a spank bank hall of fame, Madonna would probably be the first inductee. Now, I know she's not like a bombshell, but she released that book "Sex" around the time the time I turned twelve. My brother bought it and then forgot it when he...
This is the cover of Madonna's new album "Hard Candy." I'm not bothered by the fact that she's made a new album. What bothers me is that she's really old and gross and she's dressed like a small child who wandered into her parents closet and started putting...
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