If you ever want people to watch your online video, title it "Sexy Hooker Fight", even if it only contains one minute of actual hooker fight (1:30-2:30).
If there's one thing we like to do on Halloween more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like what's scarier: a broken condom when you're having sex with a prostitute, or choking when you're home alone. Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same...
Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we're discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.
As you may have noticed, Craigslist recently abolished their "Erotic Services" section. Don't worry, though: the Sex-for-Money business will always persevere, even if it means that we have to revert back to the ancient way of doing things, the way that our fathers and our fathers' fathers did it, by...
Where You've Seen Her: Kristin Davis was a popular Manhattan Madam who is said to have boned A-Rod and provided him with several of her call-girls over the course of a year. (She also gave whores, hookers, sluts and cum dumpsters to Eliot Spitzer.) Having a woman like...
You know things aren't going too well for you when you only have $73 to spend on a prostitute. You also know things are going even worse, when the $73 prostitute is clearly a man. And you really know things have hit rock bottom, when you can almost...
I've never purchased the services of a prostitute, but I guess there are a few points of negotiation that need to be agreed upon before the coitus can commence. Positions and type are probably no brainers, but one obvious point that most Johns forget to bring up is the length...
If you really break it down, penises are far, far inferior to vaginas. Let me explain that statement by referencing the original cast of Beverly Hills 90210. See, a penis is like Brian Austin Green's character "David Silver.": Sort of weird looking and nobody is ever really...
There are a lot of times when I just want to get something to eat, but before I order a hamburger I often ask myself, "Am I a prostitute?" Well, thankfully this Chinese restaurant has provided a helpful security staff to answer my question. Why can't my local Applebee's take...
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