If you really break it down, penises are far, far inferior to vaginas. Let me explain that statement by referencing the original cast of Beverly Hills 90210. See, a penis is like Brian Austin Green's character "David Silver.":...
Let's see...Ashley Dupre...that name rings a bell doesn't it? Was she that old woman who sued McDonald's after their coffee burned her? No, that's not her. Was she that big-breasted woman who used to run on the field at baseball games and rub her massive mams on the players? Hmmm,...
Covering the "whores who had sex with governors" beat is a lot busier than I had expected. In addition to having sexual congress with New York's ex-governor, our girl Ashley Dupre (aka Spitzer's Swallower) apparently appeared in one of the illustrious Girls Gone Wild videos back in 2003. Click here...
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