Apple Internal Memo to Steve Jobs

August 5th, 2009 | 02:22 pm
Apple Internal Memo to Steve Jobs

Here at Holy Taco, we take pride in our ability to steal things from major corporations and post them here for your amusement.  Here's a recently-discovered Apple Internal Memo to Steve Jobs, in which a developer raises some questions regarding...

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