There's a lot going on in the world right now, and it's really stressing us out. One of the ways we like to relax is by creating soothing haiku to settle our minds. That's why we've created these current events...
A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O'Donnell Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Everyone is aware of what MLK did for the American Civil Rights Movement of the 1960's: he was completely responsible for it. In honor of his tremendous efforts in the fight for equality, we've found a...
Okay, this is easy. All I have to do is jerk off into a little plastic cup. That's easy. I jerk off into an old t-shirt three times a day. This is no problem. Why am I so nervous? Is there a camera in here? I'd better just make sure....
Here at Holy Taco, we take pride in our ability to steal things from major corporations and post them here for your amusement. Here's a recently-discovered Apple Internal Memo to Steve Jobs, in which a developer raises some questions regarding Jobs' feedback on upcoming Apple products:
That’s weird. I thought there would be a bigger line. Okay, focus. When the door opens these eight people are gonna stampede into the store, and I have got to make sure I get one of these new Iphones. It’s the three GS. I think the "S" stands for "solver,"...
See what they did right there, they made you think there's a better phone then the iPhone, but then at the last second, they revealed that there's not! Apple, you've done it again!
If you already own the old version of the iPhone, basically that commercial reads like this:
"Hey shit...
Being cool is normally subjective. But there are some things that unequivocally make you uncool. We're not saying we're cool, we're just saying if you own any of these items, you're not.
10. iPhone
WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: You can access e-mails, high speed internet, and watch videos, all on your...
The iPhone is great for email, texting and searching the Internet, but it's lacking one vital piece of technology: the pocket vagina. According to the AP:
Van Nuys, California – The newest Apple knockoff has taken the computer giant's technology into a more risque industrial sector. "The iGina: the next...
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