Manny Ramirez's Press Conference Doodles

May 7th, 2009 | 12:33 pm
Manny Ramirez's Press Conference Doodles

Manny Ramirez was suspended from baseball today for testing positive for a banned substance. He's denying it was steroids. But no one really believes him. And since Manny is quite possibly the world's stupidest human, we thought it would be interesting...

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