Oh my goodness gracious! Aren't I just the early bird today? Well, if I keep going at this zippy pace, I'm going to be early for work today, and I certainly don't want that. The next thing I know, they'll...
Yargh! Today be National Talk Like a Pirate Day! If ye scurvy landlovers don't be talkin' like Pirates, then ye'll be walkin' the plank, matees! It doesn't say anything about writing in Pirate-speak, though, so you don't have to worry about that.
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There's nothing worse than driving along, minding your own business when you hit a pothole that causes your car to first totally bottom out, and then catch air like your Luke Duke in the General Lee.
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Since we're off celebrating the girth of our nation by pumping our bodies full of pork meat, beer and anything else we can get our hands on, I thought I'd put up one of my favorite stories of all time. It's the tale of ex-Knicks coach and all-around hilarious guy...
You see this car that would only be driven by a guy who is going through a mid-life crisis or trying to overcompensate for a serious case of flaming homosexuality? This is the car that 30-year-old John Mayer is driving around Los Angeles as you read this. He could have...
Remember that episode of Seinfeld when Jerry was driving along an East Hampton, NY road and his breaks went out and his car flipped over? Oh man, that one was way better than the one where Elaine's boss ate a Snickers with a fork! Oh, wait, that wasn't an episode....
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