What Your Car Really Says About You

February 25th, 2010 | 09:56 am
What Your Car Really Says About You

Like it or not, people will formulate opinions and ideas about you based on their initial observations, like how you dress, who you're with, and what kind of vehicle you drive.  You have to be careful, though, because sometimes the...

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Buying a car online is like ordering a phone book prostitute: you'll never get what you paid for, and you'll probably get screwed in the end.  It would be a lot easier to shop for cars online if sites like autotrader.com were honest.  Here's what that would look like:  

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How To: Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

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 Traffic tickets are a huge pain in the ass.  They're entirely dependant on the attitude of the cop who pulled you over, and if he's having a bad day, then you're completely f*cked. Luckily, there's a possible way out of a traffic ticket, and if you play your cards right,...

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September 21st, 2009 | 04:10 pm
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Cars Getting The Hell Beaten From Them

September 19th, 2009 | 11:53 am
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 Yargh! Today be National Talk Like a Pirate Day! If ye scurvy landlovers don't be talkin' like Pirates, then ye'll be walkin' the plank, matees!  It doesn't say anything about writing in Pirate-speak, though, so you don't have to worry about that.

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Rudy The Cuban Gynecologist Wants To Sell You A Car

March 31st, 2009 | 07:18 am
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Who Is Your Drinking Hurting?

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 This commercial makes me want to have children. 

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This Pothole Is Bigger Than Your Car

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