Ted Haggard’s Match.com Profile Page

posted 01/30/2009
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Ted Haggard, the outed homosexual evangelist who’s been in the news recently, kept his sexuality secret from the world for a long time. But if you read between the lines of his Match.com profile page, it seemed pretty obvious.

Tags: 2009-01, Blog entry, match.com, profile, Ted Haggard

3 Responses to "Ted Haggard’s Match.com Profile Page"

flamingjesus says:

January 30, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Comedy gold.
Anonymous says:

January 30, 2009 at 8:00 pm

I’m sure Satan would date him, I mean… A beautiful handsome woman with a vagina and real (or fake) breasts would date him.
just add ruffies, and I can guarantee it, maybe.
probably.
50/50.
Fuck…
batty007 says:

February 3, 2009 at 6:26 am

As an atheist I find it funny that people hate Ted for being gay. I hate him for lying about it, for being hypocritical, and for not paying taxes like the rest of us. Do I get a government supported gay hooker and free meth? I think not…Oh yeah, don’t forget…Ted was a spiritual adviser to G.W.Bush.