Tell The World About Your Virginity

If your dog keeps getting his ass jousted by other dogs in the neighborhood, then maybe it’s time to get Fido his own suit of armor. I don’t know if this is for hardcore LARPers or dudes who are trying to compensate for tiny dicks or baldness. Either way, for a mere $500 you can turn your boring old regular dog into a damsel-saving Knight who will defend the Kingdom from those who wage war against honor. Or maybe you’ll just make it harder for him to lick his balls. Go get it at pitbullarmory.com.