Tonight, thousands of
rednecks will descend on Pasadena, California to hoot and holler for either Texas or
Alabama at the Rose Bowl for the BCS National Championship title. Many people would consider these two sub-classifications of redneck as one-in-the-same, but those of us who were raised in
Redneck Country know that there are some subtle but crucial differences between a Texas fan and an Alabama fan:
FAIL FAIL FAIL
First off….spell Lynyrd Skynyrd correctly.
Secondly…us Southerners don’t drink Jack Daniels…we drink Bourbon, which technically would be Jim Beam. However, we don’t want to melt our mouths so let’s change that to Booker’s Bourbon.
Third…ROLL TIDE!
Whut? We got Krystal’s up in ‘Bama not that weak ass Milo’s.
It is, but many rednecks proudly use the term to describe themselves. Some wacky broad even wrote a song in which she called herself a redneck. The term’s original usage was to describe the red bandannas coal miners wore around their necks during the The West Virginia Coal Miners March. However, it was even an insult back them, as West Virginia coal miners fit the modern description of a redneck. What does this mean? Never visit West Virginia.
English is not my native language.
Isn’t it bad to call people “rednecks”?
Can someone clarify this?
Redneck came from anyone that worked out in the sun all day but usually farmers. It’s from the sun burn they would get around their necks.
Rose Bowl, huh? Nice FAIL HT!!
If you’re gonna re-post, at least change the name of the Bowl game and town.
And Peter, redneck is bad in certain parts of the country. Other parts it’s a badge of honor.
who is that fuck bama guy,go fuck your sister,steers and queers, roll tide 37-21 bitch,and if your not a tx fan,my guess is auburn,must be tough growing up in the hugs shadow the tide casts on the plains,bitch
and the plane they flew in on from tuscaloser
I believe that’s Tuscaloosa, loser. Bow Down.
This is why whenever I’m forced to visit the south, I make sure my car is carrying its New York Yankees vanity license plate.
Determining factor: level of hatred for anything New York-related
What-a-burger FTW!
Oh yeah, and Numero uno bitches!
and you got all this right except for the boot part. bama fans usually come barefoot, stupid and loud.
What-A-Burger for the win!!!