Michele Bachmann has tossed her hat in the ring for a Presidential run. She’s also an idiot. Yesterday she made news for likening herself to serial killer John Wayne Gacy by accident when trying to invoke that other John Wayne. What more hilarity will she bring to a Presidential run? We can only imagine. In the meantime, enjoy this glance into her private life via exclusive text messages hacked by highly trained Holy Taco interns. We feed them nothing but Red Bull and corn nuts.