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Thanksgiving Bingo Card

Thanksgiving is right around the corner, and that means a dull-filled day of sitting around with your annoying family members that you only see once a year eating tons and tons of food and listening to them bitch at one another.  Hopefully this Bingo Card will give you something to do:
 
 

16 Responses to "Thanksgiving Bingo Card"

  1. The Internet says:

    Hooray, another disgustingly unfunny Bingo card!

  2. A Viking says:

    This card is so accurate! I wish there was a way to get assorted cards with the items in different places so that I could actually play t-day bingo with my brothers. Make that happen, Taco!

  3. justin says:
    We’re working on that. Hopefully soon.
  4. Erin says:

    This makes me wish I was spending Thanksgiving with my family. SO many happy memories. You forgot “board games that escalates into drunken shouting match”

  5. Stick says:

    I always hate the ‘new boyfriend/girlfriend’ thing at any family gathering. It makes me feel like I’m living The Family Stone.

  6. pratik says:

    Oh damn, that movie was so horrible. It was so awkward and uncomfortable, but not the Zack G kind that’s entertaining.

  7. Dish says:

    Bingo cards always sucked they re just lazy
    its just a poor draft towards a hypotetical funny story

    Why stop half way through ?

  8. justin says:
    Because it’s Friday, and this one takes 10 minutes and the other one takes an hour.
  9. asdasdasd says:

    nice, ANOTHER card with “Drunk _____”

    you’ll try playing it off, but you’re just lazy writers

  10. justin says:
    Says the guy who’s username is the first three keys on his keyboard.
  11. CrankyInternetDowner says:

    Well played sir

  12. ThatHotGirl says:

    I don’t know what you all are talking about, this is a little bit hilarious. Nice work Thanksgiving Bingo Card writer.

  13. office jerk says:

    Well played.

    I cracked up at the “too many green bean casseroles” that’s usually what me and the wife makes for her family’s kthxgieving dinner, and without fail, at least 2 other family members also bring one.

  14. ThatHotGirl says:

    Like it’s their fault you all bring the same thing? Maybe it’s time to pick up the phone. Something like “Hey bitch, step off the green bean casserole, we got this one covered.” should do the trick.

  15. Bob Abooey says:

    … fairly certain “That Hot Girl” isn’t all that hot… what a cranky bitch. Green bean overdose is fucking funny.

  16. CrankyInternetDowner says:

    F THIS BINGO CARD.

    ALSO, DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLDS NOSE? IT HAS A CRINK IN IT.