A lotta times people will walk up to me and say “Hey, why is everyone so fat?” Most of the time, I answer with “Who are you and how did you get into my apartment?” But now, I have a better answer. People are fat because of things like this:
A farm has created Britain’s largest roast dinner – a turkey stuffed with 11 smaller birds.
The True Love Roast weighs four stone and costs £665, reports The Sun. The turkey contains a goose filled with a chicken, then a pheasant and small ducks but takes ten hours to cook.
If that’s not the biggest fuck you to starving kids in Ethiopia, I don’t know what is. Wait, I do know. It’s this:
This was on television. The show “River cottage” or something. Basically the guy who made it was throwing a Christmas party dedicated towards medieval British meals and such. This happened to be one of them, one of the first to be made in hundreds of years apparently. The butcher who de-boned the birds was damned good. There was quite a lot of people there as well, which explains why people are fat? Don’t remember there being allot of fat people before industrial windmills which could ground flour to a dust apart from really rich people.