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The 10 Most Popular Vending Machine Snacks

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A lot of “studies” and “polls” and “research findings” come out with some pertinent information. Then, sometimes, we get studies that don’t give us any new information about the world around us. According to American Merchandiser, these are the top ten selling snacks in vending machines:

1. Snickers
2. Doritos Big Grab
3. Peanut M&Ms
4. Cheetos
5. Cheez-It Original
6. Twix
7. Strawberry frosted Pop Tarts
8. Rice Krispies Treat
9. Lay’s Chips
10. Mrs. Freshley’s Jumbo Honey Bun

So what have we learned here, class? When it comes to vending machine dining, no one ever takes the trail mix or the Plen-T-Pack of Juicy Fruit. (And there’s a company called Mrs. Freshley’s.)

If you really want to learn about the vending machine world, check out this list of the types of people who get the majority of their food out of vending machines:

1. Fat
2. Really fat
3. Pimpled
4. Has Fupa, Gunt and Bunt
5. Smelly
6. Does that snorting thing when laughing
7. Ugly
8. Bacne on Face
9. Only wears sweatpants
10. Chris Penn

See. Don’t you feel much more enlightened now? You’re welcome.

16 Responses to "The 10 Most Popular Vending Machine Snacks"

  1. Keeblerkahn says:

    If you don’t think the the Honey Bun is the greatest snack ever, then I will fight you. Thats no lie.

  2. quarrygirl says:

    cory, steve is right! leave that fat prick chris penn alone already!

  3. Rob says:

    Vending machines, a free extra chin with every purchase!

  4. OffKilter says:

    Fuckin’ hell! tell me she’s not seriously lettin’ her ass all hang out like that everywhere she goes. Someone please show this poor creature to a Goodwill. And I hope that stroller next to her ain’t hers. I thought it was illegal to inbreed in most states…well, at least 45/50 anyway.

  5. Wow says:

    You know, to be honest, I am heavy set and I know it, but I will also say if and when I do get things out of a vending machine, I get the weird stuff or whatever seems healthiest–100% fruit based fruit snacks, bag of peanuts, baked sunchips…guess i’m the odd one out of fat people.

  6. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-popular-vending-machine-snacks/#comment-23853">May 13, 2009 at 11:29 am</a></div> <p>Hi all. Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.<br /> I am from Darussalam and also now am reading in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: “The new shafts were also tested at avtovaz and proved to be compatible with niva vehicles.Russian avtovaz to present five new models.”</p> <p>With respect <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> , Rosalba.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-37365"> <div id="comment-37365" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-popular-vending-machine-snacks/#comment-37365">March 22, 2009 at 6:51 pm</a></div> <p>not alone hombre</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-8165"> <div id="comment-8165" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">quarrygirl</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-popular-vending-machine-snacks/#comment-8165">May 19, 2008 at 10:52 pm</a></div> <p>hey you jerks—chris penn is DEAD. he can’t get shit out of a vending machine.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-8166"> <div id="comment-8166" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">cory</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-popular-vending-machine-snacks/#comment-8166">May 20, 2008 at 12:05 am</a></div> <p>Ahhhh Quarrygirl. Your grasp of comedy is, shall I say, laughable.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-8167"> <div id="comment-8167" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">flag</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-popular-vending-machine-snacks/#comment-8167">May 20, 2008 at 1:01 am</a></div> <p>I’m surprised Rice Krispies isn’t higher up on the list. After snickers, it’s probably the best for your money.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-8168"> <div id="comment-8168" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Steve</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-popular-vending-machine-snacks/#comment-8168">May 20, 2008 at 1:52 am</a></div> <p>Dude, how ya gunna cap on chris penn, isn’t that fucker dead? OK, point made.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-8169"> <div id="comment-8169" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://bojangles.com' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>Pratik</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-popular-vending-machine-snacks/#comment-8169">May 20, 2008 at 3:55 am</a></div> <p>What happened to the old-school vending machines?</p> <p>I mean the ones where the selections were as follows:</p> <p>A. Suspicious looking apple.<br /> B. Saran-wrapped tuna sandwich.<br /> C. Cup of yogurt with an unwrapped spoon.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-8170"> <div id="comment-8170" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">morty</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-popular-vending-machine-snacks/#comment-8170">May 20, 2008 at 4:50 am</a></div> <p>11.) The sheer and unadulterated madness one feels after the unholy coil fails to release your letter and number combo snack of choice…</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-8171"> <div id="comment-8171" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Daemaro</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-popular-vending-machine-snacks/#comment-8171">May 20, 2008 at 6:44 am</a></div> <p>What REALLY disturbs me is… Jerky isn’t on that list.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-8172"> <div id="comment-8172" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">ln</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-popular-vending-machine-snacks/#comment-8172">May 20, 2008 at 8:23 am</a></div> <p>who the f is chris penn, and why is comment abut chris penn, the article is about vending snax</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-8173"> <div id="comment-8173" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Cheezy</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-10-most-popular-vending-machine-snacks/#comment-8173">May 20, 2008 at 12:36 pm</a></div> <p>Cheetos beat Cheez-Its! 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