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The 11 Coolest Wheelchairs In The World

Being in a wheelchair has to be one of the worst things a person has to deal with. And we salute anyone who’s in that situation. We also want to salute those who’ve taken their handicap and turned it into a badass mode of transportation. Here are our favorite 11.

1. The Tank Chair
You might think driving a Porsche is a great way to pick up girls. But, I’m pretty sure crushing a Porsche as you drive over it with your Tank Chair is an even better way to pick up girls. (Am I right, ladies?)

2. The Flame-Throwing Wheelchair
Stairs and inclines used to be the biggest problem for people in wheelchairs. But when your chair can hit 20 mph and shoot flames 15 feet into the air, it seems little things like “problems” would become a thing of the past.

3. The Batchair
How much better would The Dark Knight have been if Batman managed to save the day using this wheelchair instead of all his fancy gadgets. (The answer: A LOT better.)

4. The Boss Hoss Advantage Wheelchair
According to the manufacturer: “The trike has been designed with a wheelchair lift built into the chassis, which is hidden by the fiberglass truck-style trike body. All the controls of the trike are hand operable to accommodate individuals that do not have use of their legs.” According to the guy driving it, “This rules.”

5. The Robotic Wheelchair
I have no idea what this wheelchair does, but by the looks of it, I’d guess it can travel time, reanimate human tissue and make you a smoothie all at the same time.

6. The X4 Extreme Wheelchair
This wheelchair is so extreme I bet you could drive it to the moon.

7. The Kenguru Wheelchair Car
According to the manufacturer “The driver simply rolls into place, locks down the wheelchair, and drives off using a joystick like controller.” It’s like Fred Flintstone’s car, except this one probably won’t flip over when you order a dinosaur’s ribcage from your local take-out.

8. The Patio Furniture Wheelchair
Your wheelchair doesn’t always need to be futuristic and extreme to be awesome. Sometimes you just want to sit on the back deck and sip an ice cold Budweiser in your patio chair. Well, with this, you can bring the comfort of your back patio with you everywhere.

9. The Solarola Wheelchair
Using no gas or electricity, the Solarola wheelchair is one of the only wheelchairs that gets its power from the sun. Take that Prius owners.

10. The iBot Wheelchair
This wheelchair can go up stairs, bring a person to eye level and make it look like your popping a world’s raddest wheelie whenever you want.

11. The Hunting Wheelchair
The guy who made this wheelchair was an avid hunter who had to have his leg amputated. Yes, this chair was made specifically for the purpose of blowing away animals. Can you say that about your Geo Metro?

31 Responses to "The 11 Coolest Wheelchairs In The World"

  1. scooterlink.com says:

    Interesting product line. http://scooterlink.com/

  2. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-56420">May 13, 2009 at 12:35 pm</a></div> <p>Give please. Because we don’t think about future generations, they will never forget us.<br /> I am from Mozambique and , too, and now am writing in English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Domestic referendum foreign analysis diaspora of the procurement department of russia avtovaz car maker was found stabbed to.Nigerian tibune website, nigerian tribune newspaper, nigeria oldest in the country biggest local carmaker, avtovaz, and its logan is the first of.”</p> <p>Thanks for the help <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> , Gillespie.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-18537"> <div id="comment-18537" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Lelah</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18537">September 11, 2008 at 12:27 pm</a></div> <p>Isn’t the Patio Wheelchair an example of the one that charity is making for those unable to walk in 3rd world countries? Forgive me for not remembering their name. Wheelchairs (normal, not flame throwing ones!) can be around $4k. This charity uses cheaper materials, builds them themselves, and distributes them to people who need them.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-18538"> <div id="comment-18538" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Cmackdilly</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18538">September 11, 2008 at 12:36 pm</a></div> <p>Which one of these can I drive with my tongue?</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-18539"> <div id="comment-18539" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Dom</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18539">September 11, 2008 at 4:48 pm</a></div> <p>Yeah you’re right No Legs. I totally would need a flame throwing wheelchair if I was crippled, you know to make it easier to walk to dog and take out the garbage. You know every day stuff, I don’t know what I would do if I didn’t have a FUCKING FLAME THROWER for a wheelchair. </p> <p>“what happened did the retard escape?”</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-18540"> <div id="comment-18540" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Rebecca Coyne</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18540">September 11, 2008 at 7:25 pm</a></div> <p>I love each and everyone of them. Since I was a hood ornament, crossing in the crosswalk with the light and hit by a car running her red light while she talked on her cell phone, I can really see the point of the flame thrower. How about the Tank with the flame thrower on it? Dom….get a sense of humor! I can see myself in the “Boss Hoss” also! So what that I’m fifty-five years old! I am more than a Polio Survivor…..I am a polio suvivor who really lives as they say in the movie “Second Hand Lions”. I am a life-timer. You newbys better learn to laugh at yourselves because if you don’t, you won’t make it!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-18541"> <div id="comment-18541" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Whoosh!</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18541">September 11, 2008 at 10:30 pm</a></div> <p>@Rebecca</p> <p>I think Dom was responding to no legs, not to the article itself…</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-18542"> <div id="comment-18542" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">beaner</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18542">September 12, 2008 at 4:35 pm</a></div> <p>These are all very cool, but where is the chair with a cooler attachment?!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-18543"> <div id="comment-18543" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">circa1896</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18543">September 12, 2008 at 10:44 pm</a></div> <p>come on where is Stephen Hawkings’ wheel chair that thing can f#%king talk</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-18544"> <div id="comment-18544" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18544">September 12, 2008 at 11:16 pm</a></div> <p>I appreciate the handicapped working so hard to entertain all us normal people.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-18545"> <div id="comment-18545" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">lmnop</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18545">September 14, 2008 at 8:42 am</a></div> <p>The iBot chair is very cool; my ex worked on part of it. It is calibrated specifically for the person to work in ‘balance mode’ (the upright mode shown in the picture). It can climb stairs and is a sort of 4wd so it can navigate deeper sand, some rocks, etc that no ordinary chair can. Dean Kamen’s company designed it; he’s the same guy who did the Segway, so you can see where some of the balancing tech came from. I think when they were released, they cost around 10 grand.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-18546"> <div id="comment-18546" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">G Man</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18546">September 14, 2008 at 1:50 pm</a></div> <p>I have an X4 Extreme and it will not go to the moon but it is awesome i can get anywhere with that thing and i love muddin in it! It’s like a sweet personal ATV!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-18547"> <div id="comment-18547" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">kidskid</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18547">September 14, 2008 at 9:15 pm</a></div> <p>i just love that tank chair !!!! were can i get one ? or the spects to make one , i live in the country on a farm and that would be perfect !!!!!!!!!! <a href="mailto:kidskid80@hotmail.com" rel="nofollow">kidskid80@hotmail.com</a></p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-18548"> <div id="comment-18548" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://www.anthonyrainstarez.com' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>FlaChairDude</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18548">September 15, 2008 at 4:11 pm</a></div> <p>HOLY BAT CHAIR….those are f$#@n awesome!! I want the motorcycle, but the little yellow car was exactly what I had in mind for a whle. I want that car…perfect for me coz I don’t drive much out of a 5-10 mile radius of my home. I’m a c5c6 SCI, drive a big old clunky ’82 Ford van…$65 to fill up!!!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-18549"> <div id="comment-18549" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Nancy Duncan</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18549">September 15, 2008 at 5:49 pm</a></div> <p>Here’s the link to the free wheelchairs using bicycle parts and plastic lawn chairs:</p> <p><a href="http://www.freewheelchairmission.org/" rel="nofollow">http://www.freewheelchairmission.org/</a></p> <p>They cost $48 each, and they can be used and maintained almost everywhere. And we know those plastic chairs last!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-18550"> <div id="comment-18550" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Dawn Pendergast</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18550">September 28, 2008 at 2:05 am</a></div> <p>To Nick ……….. there are a lot worse people off than u in this world.<br /> Yes we are all still ‘cripple’ , I prefer to say that I am disabled, but your preference to what u want to call it is yours alone.<br /> I am a 65 yr old Grandmother and been a Paraplegic for the past 8 years since a doctor put an ‘epidural’ in the wrong place when I was having a hip replacement.<br /> I still do most things I did before I became a paraplegic, I still play with my Grandchildren (even football) I still babysit them, I have still been present at the newest ones births. I still cook, sew, garden etc .<br /> What do u do, sit on your arse all day and winge about what fate has dealt u.<br /> Get a life Nick.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-92814"> <div id="comment-92814" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-92814">June 12, 2009 at 2:08 am</a></div> <p>A few of these are necessary modifications NEEDED for disabled people to get around. You post as if it’s a luxury!! Take this *retarded idea OFF your site!!</p> <p>Seriously? Hell, I’m in a (normal, electric) wheelchair and I’d hella love to have some of those! What’s wrong with that? Cripples can have fun too!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-147400"> <div id="comment-147400" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Alltimemedical.com</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-147400">April 6, 2010 at 9:09 am</a></div> <p>I really like this blog. Life on a wheelchair really disgusting but the wheelchairs shown here are really interesting and you can enjoy life on <a href="http://www.alltimemedical.com" rel="nofollow">wheelchairs</a> too.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-34548"> <div id="comment-34548" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">james</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-34548">May 14, 2009 at 5:23 am</a></div> <p>I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.<br /> <a href="http://healthequipments.allnutri.com/wheelchairs.html" rel="nofollow">Electric Wheelchairs</a></p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-23287"> <div id="comment-23287" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-23287">February 28, 2009 at 7:29 am</a></div> <p>yeah right youre 65 and a grandmother.<br /> at least 65 year olds know how to write maturely</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-139343"> <div id="comment-139343" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Scooter Link</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-139343">February 1, 2010 at 8:22 am</a></div> <p>We can make an modification for that. <a href="http://scooterlink.com/" rel="nofollow">http://scooterlink.com/</a></p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-18529"> <div id="comment-18529" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">gstar</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18529">September 10, 2008 at 8:55 pm</a></div> <p>imagine saving up for that brand new flame throwing wheelchair, finally getting it and strapping yourself in, only to realize that the gas pedal needs a working foot to operate.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-139344"> <div id="comment-139344" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">scooterlink.com</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-139344">February 1, 2010 at 8:35 am</a></div> <p>That’s right. Thanks</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-18533"> <div id="comment-18533" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">The Crippler</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18533">September 11, 2008 at 2:26 am</a></div> <p>Being in a wheelchair’s awesome. Nowhere near the worse thing that someone would have to deal with. That’s retarded.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-18528"> <div id="comment-18528" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Nick</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18528">September 10, 2008 at 7:36 pm</a></div> <p>Nice try of cheering me up, but i’m still cripple.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-18530"> <div id="comment-18530" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">methadonor</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18530">September 10, 2008 at 9:06 pm</a></div> <p>what about the wheel chair in the mobie silver buller. corey haim has to be driving it though.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-18531"> <div id="comment-18531" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Josh</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18531">September 10, 2008 at 11:31 pm</a></div> <p>“The Solarola Wheelchair” should be changed to “Golf Cart”.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-18532"> <div id="comment-18532" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://bibleboxes.com' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>Seth Adams</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18532">September 11, 2008 at 12:35 am</a></div> <p>haha cute</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-18534"> <div id="comment-18534" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">herve</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18534">September 11, 2008 at 10:10 am</a></div> <p>dear<br /> what are the cost of these items<br /> thanks</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-18535"> <div id="comment-18535" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">no legs</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18535">September 11, 2008 at 11:28 am</a></div> <p>A few of these are necessary modifications NEEDED for disabled people to get around. You post as if it’s a luxury!! Take this *retarded idea OFF your site!!<br /> *Politically incorrect word used on purpose</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-18536"> <div id="comment-18536" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">YOUNGFED</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/the-11-coolest-wheelchairs-in-the-world/#comment-18536">September 11, 2008 at 12:26 pm</a></div> <p>The flame thrower chair was straight FIRE. If I had that I’d burn down every annoying ice cream truck in my area. Making Detroit a safer place. 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