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The 15 Hottest Gun-Loving Ladies

These ladies have no problem taking a long, thick rod in their hands and blowing a man straight to heaven. Oh, and they also like guns.


15. Caprice Bourret
Where you’ve seen her: She was the lingerie model who gained notoriety as the “Wonderbra girl.” So you’ve probably never actually seen her face before.
Proof she likes guns: From an interview with FHM: “I’m a pretty good shot, she insists. “My ex-boyfriend would drive his pickup while I’d sit in the back and shoot at stuff. I’ve killed a couple of field rabbits in my time .


14. Laura Prepon
Where you’ve seen her: That 70s Show, Scientology conventions
Proof she likes guns: In an interview with Stuff Magazine: Lately, she’s been spending her free time playing with her newest toy: a Mini-14 semiautomatic rifle. “I love the energy you feel when you shoot, she says. “Some people get a little freaked out by it, but I am so into guns.


13. Erin Gray
Where you’ve seen her: Silver Spoons, Magnum P.I., Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, any TV channel that only plays shows from the 70s and 80s.
Proof she likes guns: Erin has appeared at the “Shooting Stars Shine for Kids” charity event where celebs show children how to properly use firearms. Hopefully this event wasn’t held in downtown Newark, New Jersey, or it would’ve been the other way around.


12. The Swedish Bikini Team
Where you’ve seen them: Um, Sweden.
Proof they like guns: The team has apparently given up their career in Old Milwaukee ads and have transformed themselves into a gun-toting paramilitary squadron who are, according to their website, going to “battle a terrorist organization that tries to hold the world hostage with nuclear weapons.” We all know you’re going to need guns to do that. (I don’t care if they’re not real…just look at the photo.)


11. Leslie Easterbrook
Where you’ve seen her: She was Lt. Callahan in the epic Police Academy series…so she’s totally awesome.
Proof she likes guns: Aside from being an NRA member, she made a video called “Real Beginner’s Guide to the Shotgun Sports.” I really hope she got Michael Winslow to do her special effects.


10. Jill Wagner
Where you’ve seen her: Punk’d, Blade: The Series, Mercury Milan commercials
Proof she likes guns: Jill owns a Kimber Raptor, which is a semi-automatic…uh, gun. So there you go.


9. Irlene Mandrell
Where you’ve seen her: The Love Boat, Cover Girl ads, your local shooting range
Proof she likes guns: According to her website: “Irlene is proficient with a handgun, shotgun, rifle, and crossbow. She is an active member of several outdoor groups such as Quail Unlimited, Buckmasters, and a life member of National Wild Turkey Federation, NRA, and Safari Club International. Irlene has served several years at the Sportsman Against Hunger banquet.” I think that should just about prove it.


8. Andrea Parker
Where you’ve seen her: The Pretender, Can’t Hurry Love, and she was Julia Robert’s body double in Pretty Woman (don’t ask how I know that)
Proof she likes guns: From an interview with TV Guide: “I have a huge target at the L.A. gun club with eight perfect shots to the heart and eight perfect shots to the head, she says, “and I signed it “Thanks for the therapy, Andrea Parker.’?


7. Condoleezza Rice
Where you’ve seen her: In front of podiums, wearing pant suits, talking about stuff
Proof she likes guns: From an interview with Larry King: “We have to be very careful when we start abridging rights that the Founding Fathers thought very important. I don’t think we get to pick and choose from the Constitution. The Second Amendment is as important as the First Amendment.” [Editor's Note: Despite what you may have previously thought, you can not deny that the photo of Condi in the bathtub is not hot.] [Well, OK, maybe you can.]


6. Milla Jovovich
Where you’ve seen her: Resident Evil, The Fifth Element, and of course, Parker Lewis Can’t Lose
Proof she likes guns: From an interview with NY Metro: After several months of combat training to prepare for her role as a zombie killer in Resident Evil, Milla has a newfound affinity for firearms and has become a regular at her local Los Angeles shooting range. “I love guns,” she told us while signing autographs at Planet Hollywood in Times Square last week. “I just get such a sense of power. The karate and kickboxing was okay, but give me a gun and I can do serious damage.”


5. Sarah Michelle Geller
Where you’ve seen her: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, I Know What You Did Last Summer, the Freddie Prinze Jr. newsletter
Proof she likes guns: The NRA gave Sarah their blessing after a 1999 interview with Teen People where she said she “grew up around guns” and “refused to blame firearms for the tragedy at Columbine High School.” Then she said “I am going to shoot you in the face!” OK, I made that last one up.


4. Sarah Palin
Where you’ve seen her: Hangin’ with McCain, snowmobile races, on Saturday Night Live
Proof she loves guns: As if you didn’t already know, she once said, “We hunt as much as we can, and I’m proud to say our freezer is full of wild game we harvested here in Alaska. My favorite food is moose stew after a day of snowmachining.


3. Catherine Bell
Where you’ve seen her: JAG, Army Wives, other things you probably don’t watch
Proof she likes guns: From an American Fitness interview: “I’m really into kick boxing, boxing and martial arts, so the writers added that, plus her [JAG character's] expertise with guns, to my character,” says Bell. “I’ve always gone to the shooting range, and I like to think of myself as a pretty tough chick. I can certainly hold my own.”


2. Jeri Ryan
Where you’ve seen her: Star Trek: Voyager, Boston Public, nerd wet dreams (mostly because of the Star Trek role.)
Proof she likes guns: From an interview with Jon Stewart: “I was on a series before Star Trek called Dark Skies and I was a Russian agent so I got to use a lot of guns. I had my little .22 that I carried around all the time and I got to shoot a lot. I shot some .45s and I got to shoot an M-16 on one episode and it was fun! They created a monster. It’s a big adrenaline rush.”


1. Eva Longoria
Where you’ve seen her: Desperate Housewives, crappy movies about sassy ghosts, San Antonio Spurs games
Proof she loves guns: PETA got mad at her for saying “(I was) hunting with my dad since I was six. I still go with him to this day. I can handle a gun. Hello? Yes. I could skin a deer, I could skin a pig. I can pluck a quail,you name it, I’ve done it. I’m a pioneer woman,” on Oprah. We’ll forgive you for marrying Tony Parker.

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30 Responses to "The 15 Hottest Gun-Loving Ladies"

  1. action jackson says:

    that last comment was mine !!!!!!

  2. Anonymous says:

    jeri ryan could spank me red and make me clean her well you know the rest !!!lol

  3. LOL says:

    Not one mention of Angelina Jolie, are you fucking retarded?

  4. Jiff Wilson says:

    OMG, what about Angelina Jolee as tomb raider? Shes the hottest one of them all!

    http://www.anonymity.at.tc

  5. Anonymous says:

    That Condi picture is photoshopped. Why waste a spot on the list with that?

  6. Rohan says:

    Really where is angelina mate????
    Dont u think she deserves a place here?

  7. Cory says:

    This is about women who like guns in real life, not in their movies.

  8. BSG Fan says:

    No mention of Katee Sackhoff? Your list is incomplete at best….

  9. anonymous says:

    I doubt you’ll agree with me most of you, but if a woman likes guns in real life, I’m not attracted to her no matter who she is. Sarah Palin likes guns and she finally talked to the media in her plane too! : http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/10/for-first-time.html Here’s a condensed list of Sarah Palin facts: http://obscuredclarity.blogspot.com/2008/10/condensed-list-of-sarah-palin-facts.html

  10. dick richardson says:

    Take away the guns, and these comments would be the same…no?

  11. Conservative says:

    Suck it Democrats! We get hot chicks, you get smelly, hairy, hippie chicks. Woo, go you!

  12. Meh says:

    What about Gina Torres from firefly?

  13. Awesome!!!

    But, how can you forget Kate Beckinsale and her use of guns in many movies?

  14. DWMF says:

    That Condi picture is photoshopped. Why waste a spot on the list with that?

    I don’t care – I love the expression on her face – “Is that all you’ve got, boy?”

    Howzabout Jolene Blalock from Star Trek Enterprise? [/nerd]

  15. Bigwave says:

    just luv it but all a bit scary sexy women with guns mmmmmmmm

    still guns or not women are beautiful creatures i have the amo

    Bigwave

  16. On Anon says:

    You missed Gauge. Check out her myspace page which has loads of pics w/ her w/ big ass rifles.

  17. john says:

    sweet list! and i hate 2 be “that guy” but does any1 else think #7 looks a lil’ phototshoped??

  18. mietwagen says:

    Sehr gute Seite. Ich habe es zu den Favoriten.

  19. Jason says:

    Caprice Bourret just ruined another one of my keyboards.

  20. holycow says:

    dude, one of the best posts ever! i’m a total gun nut and have one taped under my desk. remember that next time you guys complain about “squid”.

  21. max powers says:

    Condi. Amazing.

  22. h4x02 says:

    And I tought “Chicks with guns” from Jackie Brown was hoy. Please oh please make a sequel.

  23. Pratik says:

    Add a little make-up to Milla’s picture and she could be a zombie too.

  24. Human says:

    Awesome post, one of my favorites on the site :D

  25. Tickaz says:

    I don’t why the idea of hot chicks shooting guns is arousing, but it is.

    If a hot chick pointed a gun at my head i wouldnt know whether i should be afraid or aroused, it would be very confusing

  26. Anonymous says:

    iwould lick them untill iwould drag me ball’s over a mile of glass to smell her shit oh i would do so many things lol

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