When it comes to hilarious mugshot photos, no state in America can even come close to Florida. That’s just a fact. Florida leads the National Mugshot League in volume and insanity. But yesterday’s story about Matthew Coleman — the Texas man who was arrested for stealing rebar from a construction site while wearing a Cookie Monster onesie (!!?!) — inspired us to dig up the weirdest, funniest, and most infamous booking photos from the Lone Star State.