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The 30 Greatest Texas Mugshot Photos of All Time

March 14, 2014 | 8:29 am

When it comes to hilarious mugshot photos, no state in America can even come close to Florida. That’s just a fact. Florida leads the National Mugshot League in volume and insanity. But yesterday’s story about Matthew Coleman — the Texas man who was arrested for stealing rebar from a construction site while wearing a Cookie Monster onesie (!!?!) — inspired us to dig up the weirdest, funniest, and most infamous booking photos from the Lone Star State.

Check out the gallery above to see the 30 greatest Texas mugshots we could find on the Internet, including some celebrity appearances from Johnny Cash, Johnny Football, Anna Nicole Smith, and Matthew McConaughey, who was throwing a pretty good one-man party at the time. Enjoy…

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