Explore Holy Taco

The Beard Master

I hope this is released in IMAX 3-D.
Girls Make Out For Bulls [Video] (TotalProSports)
The Most Obnoxious Oscar Speeches of All Time (SuperTremendous)
Drunken Spring Break Girls (Coed)
How Women of the Oscars (LemonDrop)
Animals Doing Awesome Things (TheChive)
The 7 People You Meet In The Gym (MadeMan)
Ingrid Vandebosch Gallery (AllLeftTurns)
Kristen Stewart vs Dakota Fanning (ScreenJunkies)
Gingers Don’t Have Friends (TotallyCrap)
Hot Pucci Girls (AskMen)
Hot Girls On The Internets (DoubleViking)
The Coolest Foosball Tables Out There (Oddee)
Tiger vs Elephant (EvilChili)
Tidal Wave vs. Cruise Ship (TooShocking)
Bar Rafaeli Hotness (HollywoodTuna)
The Monster Dancedown (Smosh)
Amy Hixson Is Sexy (CelebSlam)
Astronaut Spaceship Gayness (Atom)
Queen Is Still Awesome (Uncoached)
Buy Your Own Na’vi Dagger (Walyou)

10 Responses to "The Beard Master"

  1. PuntKunch says:

    What is that chick’s name??

  2. DonkeyXote fail says:

    Out comes “tugidness”. You know for sure it is Donkey trying to be funny….FAIL. Fuck you Donkey

  3. DonkeyXote says:

    Really, I bought the ASS MASTER so my perverted family would stop ripping strips of fat off my hairy back to grill up some bacon.

    Also, I tried to escape from my house once but was to fat to get through the door. I’m starting to think my family is fattening me up on purpose so that I can’t escape this hell-hole of mexican bible studies and crusty panties.

  4. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I bought the ASS MASTER supposedly to tone up my buns because Julio wanted a little more turgidness in the back cushion when ramming his big 9incher deep inside me but it turns out I can’t use it because my joints incapacitate me from doing such exercises.

    Sorry I got a little off-topic, I just don’t know what to do. I love Julio and I’m afraid he might leave me.

  5. Crap says:

    Who cares?

    Only thing that counts is: What is the chicks name?

  6. Suck-It says:

    epic lame

  7. the panelist says:

    This was fucking amazing! SO FUCKING METAL!!

  8. DonkeyXote says:

    Julio, you said that you were only fucking me!



  9. Julio says:

    Dwight, you two timing slut!! You were getting those ass cheeks in order for that bitch Brucie…I’m leaving you for another man slut that will garrgle my marbles!!

  10. Barn Door says:

    suck it HT this video is weak