Just when you think your genius tomfoolery of putting 400 gay pride bumper stickers all over your manager’s car was clever, someone comes along and truly catches lightning in a bottle. Here’s the nutshell:
1) Some guy is hated.
2) Some dudes get all Mission Impossible and reroute the bathroom’s poop vents into his office.
3) He smells fecal stank for the next four months, but can’t figure out where it’s coming from.
I know this happened a while ago, but I came across it again today and the best part is the fact that I have been re-introduced to the greatest website since…well, any porn site ever put on-line. Here it is, Comrades: liquidass.com.
Basically, it’s a site where you can order bottles of foul stench that only my Uncle Marlin can produce after tequila and Sloppy Joe’s. Then you force the smells onto some unassuming douche’s nostrils that may have stolen your stash of candy corns in the break room.
Some excerpts from satisfied Liquid Ass customers: “Someone needs to wipe their ass!”, “Is there something dead in the ceiling or something amiss?”, “I’d rather shove my head up an elephant’s ass for a day than stay in this room another minute!”
We can’t cure cancer, but thank God we can bottle concentrated ass. Nature will always find a way.
Via 9 to Fried
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
This may beat the classic “print your target’s phone number in the newspaper in an embarrassing ad” as the new standby of pranks.
9 to fried moved to a new url what like over a month ago maybe longer. They moved to http://www.areyoufried.com. So now that its been pointed out maybe you can change the bad link in the “holy links”