They say that guys who know how to dance are better at getting girls. Watch these videos and learn a thing or two, so next time you’re out at the bar, you can make sure you will never, ever, ever get a girl.
8. Do The Douche
Cut off jean shorts? Check. Gloriously tanned man-boobs? Check. The ability to play the air/dick guitar? Check. With this guy it’s not a matter of if he’ll get a woman, it’s a matter of how ugly she’ll be.
7. Mark “Mad Dog” Madsen
You’d think professional athletes would have a little more coordination than your average person. You won’t think that anymore after seeing Mark shame himself in front of millions of people.
5. Old Man Mash
I can’t decide which part of this video I like best. Is it the pure joy of watching an old man dance like a gay zombie? Or is it the irony of watching an old man (who won’t survive much longer) dance to Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive.” I’ll go with both.
4. The Den Room Dynamo
For what he lacks in age, this kid more than makes up for with his impressive repertoire of dance moves. He does it all, from the “Wrist Flop Fist Pump” to the “Disabled Running Man” to possibly his greatest move, the “Air Lasso Hip Thrust” which obviously does a good job of wrangling in the bitches (in this case we mean the lady dog in his room).
3. Fat Enough For Ya?
This guy knows a few things. First of all, a tucked in t-shirt is pure style. He also knows that even though Dance Dance Revolution skills don’t translate to real dancing, it doesn’t matter because DDR impresses chicks way more. Just look at how many chicks are watching him. One thing he doesn’t know, however, is how to balance.
2. Pretty Ricky’s Late Night Special
I was totally wondering how five 13-year-olds were going to totally sex me up. Well, now I know.
80s Choreographed Gang Fight – Watch more free videos 1. Dancing or Fighting?
In this video we get to see how far the older son on Mr. Belvedeere can take the color purple, dance fighting, and a killer song. Twenty seconds in, we get to see the first impressed female (though she may be more intrigued by the “cooked Spaghetti” line). At 1:04, babe number two comes in, and she is a total MILF. At 1:29, the last babe shows up to check out these awesome dance-thugs. To all the aspiring gangsters out there, take a lesson from these guys and step up your game.