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“Choking the shit out of someone” I love it. I almost shit myself laughing at these idiots.
“When you see us grimace out here we’re not play acting…this hurts!”
I have been laughing at this shit for 30 minutes! The older dude is wearing the little dude out…and you can tell he’s getting pissed…
This may be the funniest shit i have ever seen posted on holytaco.
Uh… that is one awesome mustache.
I will practicing the ‘spit in face’ and ‘throw glasses at person’ self defense techniques tonight with my neighbor the part time marijuana dealer. He has lots of time on his hands.
These guys are really good. Kimbo wouldn’t stand a chance
Holy shit. I am dying. “Throw glasses at person” is priceless. “Mind if I take off my glasses fir—–HAI-YA!”
The death curl/ground kick is also priceless. “HELP! HELP!”
I believe that throat gouging maneuver is commonly referred to as the “fickled finger of fate”. Bunch of ass-hats.
Or you can use the David Elsewhere technique and just awe them into submission with some freakishly awesome moves!
“No, wait. Don’t come at me like that. Come at me overhand, kind of like this.”
LOL
c’mon ben, haven’t you ever watched in living color? jim carrey did a sketch just like that.
It’s Kung Fool…
Bet he’d kick all your asses, and then go to your home & rape your mommas.
Yeah… Shit like this works greaty… In a gym, with mats and shit… You get in a real fight you don’t think ‘Oh yeah, I should poke him with my finger, and bend it down’… You think ‘Oh shit, how the fuck can I hurt this dude, more than he’s hurting me??’ Or, you can take my tactic and learn to run… Really fast.
This looks like the bastard child of jujitsu. Its like 10% jujitsu techniques and 90% stupid. Having fighting training DOES help, but only if you spar with different people. Pre agreed on moves don’t do anything in actual fight situations.
-C.P