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Lesson 1: If You Drink and Drive, Get Pregnant After

Nicole Richie, pictured here right after she ate Hansel and Gretel, has been granted a leave of absence from her court appointed driving school. Richie was ordered to take the course after her recent DUI arrest.

eonline.com reports:

“The eight-months-preggers socialite has been granted a leave of absence from her intensive, court-mandated alcohol-education course due to concerns for her safety in the wake of her ever-burgeoning “medical condition.”

It’s not so much that I have a problem with her getting out of her DUI classes. I think that’s reasonable. My problem is that pregnant women get away with anything just because they’re “carrying a life inside them.” I’m currently carrying MILLIONS of lives inside of me and I couldn’t argue my way out of a parking ticket I got because my bumper was in the red.

4 Responses to "Lesson 1: If You Drink and Drive, Get Pregnant After"

  1. Devin Smith says:

    is she holding a cigarette. how do you guys not mention that?

  2. dickgrays1 says:

    How is it possible that this do-nothing skank only had to serve a few minutes for her DUI, but Jack Fracking Bauer is serving for weeks?

  3. Brendon says:

    Yeah, I was about to say the same thing about the cigarette.

  4. WsX44 says:

    ummmm, i hope that kid comes out of her with fetal alchohol syndrome, or some birth defect. she’s probably one of the biggest tards i know. smoking while pregnant, keep it up Nicole.


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