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The Lost He Man Porn Storyboards

Presented without commentary, the lost He Man porn storyboard.

Prince Adam, high on poppers, blind folds himself in anticipation of sexual Olympics the likes of which no mere mortal could ever imagine.  His D cups are veritably pulsating

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Beast Man embraces Prince Adam, his blindfold torn asunder but his eyes still wrenched shut tight.  It’s brutal, and Beastman kind of smells, but Prince Adam is into that.  It’s like making love to Snooki.

 

Prince Adam grabs his “sword” and suddenly the tables are turned!  Tops becomes bottoms and now Beastman is about to be made into He-Man’s bitch boy!

 

Fisto cheers!

 

Suddenly Skeletor appears!  “Hey boys, room for one more?  Like, there could be room if you use this lubricant I bought and we get into some water or someplace to help with weight displacement!  Cackle cackle cackle!”

 

I don’t know about that, Boner Breath.  Your loin cloth looks pretty barren, if you follow me.

 

I have toys!  I got this from Fleshlight.com.  It’s called the Ram Jam and it has three speed settings!

 

C’mon, give it a try.  Don’t worry about the smell, I was with Stinkor earlier. And Beastman’s mom.

 

Momma?

 

Ha ha ha!  Pwned!

 

Ha ha ha, what a little bitch!

 

Ha ha, yeah!  So let’s do this!

 

Don’t do it dude.  He gave me crabs last month.

 

No dice, grossy, Fisto says you’ve got crotch crickets.  Up in that tree with you.

 

Aww, c’mon guys!  Look, I’m helpless!  C’mon, have a go!

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Ahh, good stuff.

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