The Morning Crap – Human Centipede 2 Trailer

Normally we post one video in the morning but this trailer just came out and we’d be remiss if we didn’t share it. Not because we want you to see this movie, if anything IFC should be ashamed to have their name on this half-baked turd cake of a PR stunt movie, but because this is leaps and bounds beyond anything I ever expected. Is the star of this movie an albino Grimace? Is that therapist Amish? Did that guy’s mother ever attend an acting class? Is there any conceivable chance this movie doesn’t suck harder than physics tells us things can suck? And if anyone does like this movie, isn’t that a good indication that that person has faulty genetics? Watch and wonder!