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4 Really Depressing French Translations

Apparently everyone in France thinks you’re a friendless loser who is incapable of getting through life. These French translations, taken from a 2003 book called “Hugo In Three Months: Beginners Language Course” not only uses weird scenarios to teach you French (when was the last time you went to a graphologist?), but each of these vignettes inexplicably ends with someone telling someone else that they totally suck and will never achieve anything, or that they should call off their marriage.

Click on the thumbnail to see the French version.

Click on the thumbnail to see the French version.

Click on the thumbnail to see the French version.

Thanks to Jochen for sending in.

5 Responses to "4 Really Depressing French Translations"

  1. Some Smelly French Douche Bag says:

    le plus mauvais article jamais

  2. ac says:

    I would like to buy some butter and some cheese

  3. The Dude From Montreal says:

    En général je trouve bien drôle les articles…. mais celui-ci ne m’intéresse pas beaucoup.

    That wasn’t that fun… or was it?

  4. Stuffo says:

    I thought this was supposed to be funny…thanks holy taco for a fucked up non funny article. Assholes.

  5. aurélien says:

    As a french, i think that wierd and funny!
    J’ai trouvé cette article trés drôle! n’en déplaise aux visiteurs..