Ever heard of FEMEN? They’re a group of incredibly attractive feminists from the Ukraine who protest half-naked. Ok, FEMEN, I’m listening. To whatever you have to say. And I whole heartedly support your cause.
As you can see by the included photos, these young ladies have the right idea. Almost everyone towards the top of the food chain in the Ukrainian government is a man. From the President, all the way through the Cabinet of Ministers. Now, I may just be speaking for myself here, but a naked woman has influenced almost every decision I’ve ever made in my entire life. Unless the Ukrainian government is full of emotionless men, impervious to the influence of boobs, they’re probably considering siding with FEMEN and their supporters.
Recently they protested a New Zealand radio station who was holding a contest in which the prize was a trip to the Ukraine where the winner got to find himself a sweet Ukrainian bride. FEMEN didn’t like the idea of some outsiders treating their country like a wife pound, so they made a few signs and took their shirts off. Ok, FEMEN, you win. Until next time!
My fear is that there will always be a next time. Because now that everyone knows you’ll take your shirts off when you’re angry, as if you’re going through some sort of sexy Bruce Banner to Hulk transformation, they’re going to continue to make you angry.