Nerds and geeks are a proud group. While they know more about 5th level clerics, polynomial equations, and 1980s video games than you, they can’t interact with people in any social setting. So, they make shirts to communicate their love of mathematics and computers. Here are the nerdiest of the bunch.
Wearing a Dungeons and Dragons shirt is a lot like getting a “I have never touched a boob” tattoo on your face.
Quoting the Mastercard ad to make fun of Microsoft is like quoting Star Wars: Episode III to make fun of Harry Potter. (I have no idea if that analogy makes sense.)
It’s like his clothes hamper is a computer!
Combining iconic nerd video game symbols with mysogynistic frat-boy slogans makes us all winners.
Something tells me you also have six liters of Mountain Dew in your fridge, Dominos on speed dial and a life-long supply of Proactiv.
So…now you’re a billionaire, yet you still made a crappy T-shirt to brag about building Microsoft? You know what would be a better way to brag? Your own personal jet and hookers made out of platinum.
Ha ha ha. That shirt made me 101010010101010 til I couldn’t breathe!
This is up there with the “Give Me The Chocolate And Nobody Gets Hurt” shirt my Aunt wears to every family gathering.
Not only do n00bs get pwned, they also get eaten alive, cannibalistic-style, by knife and fork-wielding non-n00bs. LULZ. (Apparently non-n00bs also eat video game controllers.)
I think this one is about Magic: The Gathering…which tells you just about everything you need to know.
OK, this shirt is totally awesome.
You’re probably also a virgin who smells like Cheetos and Sunny D.
If there’s one thing that has more cred than old school video games in nerd culture, it’s old school computer operating systems. I wonder hw much nerd-ass you could get just by wearing a shirt with an abacus on it.
I’ve played hours and hours of Gauntlet and not only is this shirt awesome, it’s very true. The Wizard really does need food badly if he’s going to pull off a heroic effort. (I’ve not seen such bravery!)
Since this is the equation for the earth going around the sun, I wonder what the equation is for “I live in my mom’s basement.”
Contra: It’s bigger than Jesus.
I will see your first old video game console game and raise you the first game you ever played on a computer.
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SlimKatie, show us your tits
if your a nerd and your not rich .. your a fuckin loser ..
why would he 01100011011100100110000101110000 til he couldn’t breathe?
how many 0110001101110010011000010111000001110011 have you taken that prevented breath..
if you’re gonna split hairs at least make them pubic and worth while. Any of the below would work:
011011000110000101110101011001110110100000001101000010100000110100001010
or
0101001001001111010101000100011001001100010011010100011001000001010011110000110100001010
or even
0110001101101000011001010110001101101011001000000111010001101000011001010010000001100011011011110110110101101101011001010110111001110100001000000110001001101111011000010111001001100100001000000110011001101111011100100010000001110011011101000111010101110000011010010110010000100000011000010111001101110011001000000110111001100101011100100110010001101100011010010110111001100111001000000110011001100101011001010110010001100010011000010110001101101011001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110100011010000110010101101110001000000111001101110100011100100110000101101110011001110110110001100101001000000110110101111001011100110110010101101100011001100000110100001010
hey katie, your not that hot. definitely not a potato sack girl. stuck up snob.
011011000110111101101100
Shows us your boobs.
For a second there….I thought I was a nerd because I found a couple of those shirts funny.
…..then, I saw the comments people posted.
P.S. SlimKatie, show us your tits
What is this thingy with nerds living in a basement and only having gf as hardwear? Nothing is more romantic than geeks.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my bases are belong to you
And mums basement is nice.
You missed one: http://www.bustedtees.com/dysentery
Just about everyone’s a nerd these days (they are computer literate). On the other hand, everyone still hates geeks (ugly people). Most nerds aren’t geeks anymore thankfully.
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my bases are belong to you”
Epic Win
I agree, nerds that aren’t at least making ends meet really should learn a new language or something.
Be proud to be a nerd; the supposedly ‘cool’ people live on the basis of what others think of them – if that’s not being a loser, I don’t know what is.
I had to visit SLimKatie’s MySpace page to see if she looked as much of an idiot as she sounds.
I quickly forgot about it altogether because, seriously, I was struck by how bad MySpace pages really are… I now have one more regret in my life. No, I don’t have an account (don’t plan to have one) and had never visited MySpace (and hope never to again).
(waits for *collective gasp*)
About Katie’s tits.. WHAT tits? She hasn’t any.
Oh, I forgot.
Some of the T-shirts are really nice.
The up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, etc code isn’t just for Contra. I always knew it as the Konami code, which basically worked for all the games they made including Gradius.
haahha you fucking douches I got you to check the shit out didn’t I? lol Yeah. I “haven’t any” boobs, and I’m not the prettiest girl in the world, but I’m good. Oh man. And at least I get to touch boobs. hahha And if you wanna see my boobs see: Playboy. Then move out of your mom’s basement. ASAP.
Holy shit! These comments are worse than the shirts are. Now you guys need to make another post called “The Nerdiest Comments From Nerds about The Nerdiest T-Shirts For Nerds”.
LOL, I remember our Shirt for American Society of Mechanical Engineers, quoted Star Wars and drew the Pi sign using 100000 or more digits of the number itself.
little strange, not 4 me
Oregon Trail!! Yeah, buddy!
What a fag he only gives props to the shirts that are about what he has experienced or knows; whoever made this is a dumbass NOOB.
Aww, don’t let those douche faces bring you down Katie. I’d hit it
But really, going to a site and telling them to check you out and them claiming that you’re hot isn’t going to get you anything positive.
The scary bit is that I actually understand every single shirt. I like the one on Binary best
The binary shirt was cool, but imagine how many times you’d have to explain it to people though.
I HAVE the “You Have Died Of Dysentery” t-shirt.
if slimkatie wont show you her tits, ill show you mine. im hot and im horny and i need cock asap.
meow
“Ha ha ha. That shirt made me 101010010101010 til I couldn’t breathe!”
It made you 21,674 til you couldn’t breathe. (Or 54AA in hexadecimal!)
i love noobs for breakfast, expecially the chinese food.
They need to make a shirt that says “I got all 120 stars and all that bitch did was bake me a cake.”
Dude you fucking rock. I’m a 3yr video game tester and a hot fucking girl. If I happened to see a hot guy wearing ANY of those shirts I would Pwn his soul. Forever. Go look at my game reviews on glossradio.com – I did Turok and Bad Company. You will want to marry me. I have a feeling.
Should have been something like, “Ha ha ha. That shirt made me 01100011011100100110000101110000 til I couldn’t breathe!
BTW, you built a website which is enough to claim nerd status yourself. So dont do something stupid to dishonor yourself like inserting binary into ascii without having it conform to being some actual text.
i would have enjoyed this more with a couple of tits.
Woody and b0bt, I love you.
Hey SlimKatie, show us your tits.
SlimKatie, show us your t1ts
I have the Don’t Make Me Go Zelda on You shirt.
=D
I love these funny t-shirt designs, my favorite is probably the “I’m not a geek one’ and Zelda. I bet there is a huge market for these kind of designs, I would love to see more available in the shops.
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